You might notice that the colors seem different, that’s because I had to do the coloring for this strip as my girlfriend was under the weather. So yeah I have an obsession with food for whatever reason.
(Original release 06/19/2014)
I’m not sure why I’m so obsessed with dieting jokes. I understand why people do it, but I hate seeing people forcing themselves to do it just because others are pushing them to. I see a lot of cute girls that pretty much punish themselves just so they can lose a couple of pounds to impress guys who aren’t even worthwhile anyways. Personally if you’re doing it to just be healthy that’s fine, but to be peer pressured into it and you want to complain then just eat something.
I swear, every trip to the grocery stores junk food aisles is like walking through Wonka’s Chocolate Factory, Candy Land, and Munchkin Land. Every time I go to the grocery store I discover something new. I will spend a long time pondering in my head how some of today’s food products got the seal of approval to exist. The biggest offender for me is Oreos. I don’t even really care for Oreos, but tell me there’s a Blizzard Oreo flavored Oreo, and I will rush to the nearest grocery store to hunt it down. I have chomped down: lemon, mint, marshmallow, berry smoothie, birthday cake, cookie dough, raspberry, and even fruit punch flavored oreos. I am always intrigued by unusual snack designs. Just so you know banana split flavored oreos don’t exist, but damnit they should!
Update: Since making this strip it was discovered that there is in fact an Banana Split Flavored Oreo.